A Kentucky Barmaid In The Court Of King Louis XIII


The latest parody rewrite from Newdog15.


A Kentucky Barmaid In The Court Of King Louis XIII - 10
Uploaded: 2008-09-28 by YDKJMF

Comments


  • Annonymous - 1 November 2008 18:44

    I came here looking for good material to fap to, and instead I found this... never before have I been so happy to fuck up. This is by FAR the funniest shit I have EVER read...

    GADZOOKS!!!

  • Annonymous - 28 October 2008 0:58

    Damn shes fine

  • Annonymous - 3 October 2008 2:51

    won't be cool if I told my girlfriend "you've chewed you way to my heart" hahaha lol

  • Annonymous - 1 October 2008 9:43

    I hereby pledge to incorporate "Gadzooks!" into my lexicon on a more frequent basis.

    • Annonymous - 3 October 2008 8:10

      My concurrence with your pledge is total, sir! I too must endeavour to make use of that term more regularly.

  • Annonymous - 29 September 2008 22:21

    ....................oro?

  • Annonymous - 29 September 2008 16:40

    i think, considering the assumed average age of this userbase....

    their grammatical skills are quite awful.

    If you haven't read shakespeare before, get off this site teenagers!!

    ^^

    • Annonymous - 12 October 2008 12:49

      I know where i will wear this dagger then;
      Cassius from bondage will deliver Cassius;
      Therein, ye gods, you make the weak most strong;
      Therein, ye gods, you tyrants do defeat.
      Nor stony tower, nor walls of beaten brass,
      Nor airless dungeon, nor strong link of iron,
      Can be retentive to the stength of the spirit;
      But life, being weary to these wordly bars
      Never lacks power to dismiss itself.
      If I know this, know all the world besides,
      That part of tyranny that i do bear
      I can shake off at pleasure.

      Julius Caesar Bitch and guess what im only 17.

      • joey - 23 October 2008 0:36

        get the hell outt'a my sire........ just kidding, but you shouldn't say your age, it's illegal for a minor to be on here.

  • Annonymous - 29 September 2008 16:40

    i think, considering the assumed average age of this userbase....

    their grammatical skills are quite awful.

    If you haven't read shakespeare before, get of this site teenagers!!

    ^^

  • Annonymous - 29 September 2008 8:23

    lmao me and gf read this ok its official you can fap at all to this
    all you can do is laugh
    EGADS O>o!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Annonymous - 29 September 2008 0:36

    NewDog has oficially replaced Olddog in that though you can't fap to either of their rewrites, at least NewDog makes you laugh while your not fapping.

    • Annonymous - 29 September 2008 1:37

      That's a masterful summation.

      I agree completely!

  • Annonymous - 29 September 2008 0:26

    THIS REWRITE GREATLY PLEASES ME.
    I demand it be sung to me by the lake every Tuesday!

    • Annonymous - 3 October 2008 2:40

      hahaha sing it to you by the lake, me too!!! lol

  • Krypt - 28 September 2008 23:29

    LAWLZ! I'm cracking up here!!

  • Annonymous - 28 September 2008 22:01

    8) randy succubus? gadzooks? this guys work is fuckin stupid, but very very funny. can't stop laughing!

  • YDKJMF - 28 September 2008 19:49

    i think it's funny that some of the userbase can't understand the vocabulary of ND15 or his rewrites.

    IF YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THEN THAT'S INDICATIVE OF YOUR UTTER STUPIDITY.

    • Annonymous - 29 September 2008 10:21

      Using capslock is indicative of being an insecure moron.

    • Annonymous - 29 September 2008 10:41

      Definitely.

    • Annonymous - 1 October 2008 3:22

      It is also cruise control for cool

    • Sanzaru - 2 October 2008 21:24

      I've noticed that the Anonymous people talk big....for being anonymous.

      Fucking pussies.

      • Annonymous - 7 October 2008 1:16

        Totally. Because putting a lameass Japanese(I presume. I don't give a shit if it's Cantonese, Taiwanese, Chinese, Korean whatever) name is LEVELS HIGHER than anonymous.

        • Annonymous - 7 October 2008 20:50

          FIRST OF ALL!!! using caps lock means you're either screaming at someone/people... trying to get a point across... or you're just PISSED OFF!!!

          SECOND OF ALL!!! non-members MUST USE ANNONYMOUS... and people using consoles with internet connectivity... for example... I AM a member... I put in "rut" in all of my post's (*including this one*) names but none show the name... just ANONYMOUS... so the result is... I am FORCED to use ANONYMOUS... (*if you don't beleive that I'm a member... CHECK THE LIST RETARDS!!!*)

          THIRD OF ALL!!! using "FUCK" in most of your posts, not nessesarily in every line OF the post, reduses popularity drastically!... (*for all the retarded morons who do not know wtf that means... it means VERY VERY MUCH!!!*)

  • Annonymous - 28 September 2008 17:54

    I cant understand half of what they say Newdog is no OldDog

  • Annonymous - 28 September 2008 10:37

    "Gadzooka"

    ... love it lol xD






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