I came here looking for good material to fap to, and instead I found this... never before have I been so happy to fuck up. This is by FAR the funniest shit I have EVER read...
i think, considering the assumed average age of this userbase....
their grammatical skills are quite awful.
If you haven't read shakespeare before, get off this site teenagers!!
^^
Annonymous - 12 October 2008 12:49
I know where i will wear this dagger then;
Cassius from bondage will deliver Cassius;
Therein, ye gods, you make the weak most strong;
Therein, ye gods, you tyrants do defeat.
Nor stony tower, nor walls of beaten brass,
Nor airless dungeon, nor strong link of iron,
Can be retentive to the stength of the spirit;
But life, being weary to these wordly bars
Never lacks power to dismiss itself.
If I know this, know all the world besides,
That part of tyranny that i do bear
I can shake off at pleasure.
I've noticed that the Anonymous people talk big....for being anonymous.
Fucking pussies.
Annonymous - 7 October 2008 1:16
Totally. Because putting a lameass Japanese(I presume. I don't give a shit if it's Cantonese, Taiwanese, Chinese, Korean whatever) name is LEVELS HIGHER than anonymous.
Annonymous - 7 October 2008 20:50
FIRST OF ALL!!! using caps lock means you're either screaming at someone/people... trying to get a point across... or you're just PISSED OFF!!!
SECOND OF ALL!!! non-members MUST USE ANNONYMOUS... and people using consoles with internet connectivity... for example... I AM a member... I put in "rut" in all of my post's (*including this one*) names but none show the name... just ANONYMOUS... so the result is... I am FORCED to use ANONYMOUS... (*if you don't beleive that I'm a member... CHECK THE LIST RETARDS!!!*)
THIRD OF ALL!!! using "FUCK" in most of your posts, not nessesarily in every line OF the post, reduses popularity drastically!... (*for all the retarded morons who do not know wtf that means... it means VERY VERY MUCH!!!*)
I came here looking for good material to fap to, and instead I found this... never before have I been so happy to fuck up. This is by FAR the funniest shit I have EVER read...
GADZOOKS!!!
Damn shes fine
won't be cool if I told my girlfriend "you've chewed you way to my heart" hahaha lol
I hereby pledge to incorporate "Gadzooks!" into my lexicon on a more frequent basis.
My concurrence with your pledge is total, sir! I too must endeavour to make use of that term more regularly.
....................oro?
i think, considering the assumed average age of this userbase....
their grammatical skills are quite awful.
If you haven't read shakespeare before, get off this site teenagers!!
^^
I know where i will wear this dagger then;
Cassius from bondage will deliver Cassius;
Therein, ye gods, you make the weak most strong;
Therein, ye gods, you tyrants do defeat.
Nor stony tower, nor walls of beaten brass,
Nor airless dungeon, nor strong link of iron,
Can be retentive to the stength of the spirit;
But life, being weary to these wordly bars
Never lacks power to dismiss itself.
If I know this, know all the world besides,
That part of tyranny that i do bear
I can shake off at pleasure.
Julius Caesar Bitch and guess what im only 17.
get the hell outt'a my sire........ just kidding, but you shouldn't say your age, it's illegal for a minor to be on here.
i think, considering the assumed average age of this userbase....
their grammatical skills are quite awful.
If you haven't read shakespeare before, get of this site teenagers!!
^^
lmao me and gf read this ok its official you can fap at all to this
all you can do is laugh
EGADS O>o!!!!!!!!!!!!
NewDog has oficially replaced Olddog in that though you can't fap to either of their rewrites, at least NewDog makes you laugh while your not fapping.
That's a masterful summation.
I agree completely!
THIS REWRITE GREATLY PLEASES ME.
I demand it be sung to me by the lake every Tuesday!
hahaha sing it to you by the lake, me too!!! lol
LAWLZ! I'm cracking up here!!
i think it's funny that some of the userbase can't understand the vocabulary of ND15 or his rewrites.
IF YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THEN THAT'S INDICATIVE OF YOUR UTTER STUPIDITY.
Using capslock is indicative of being an insecure moron.
Definitely.
It is also cruise control for cool
I've noticed that the Anonymous people talk big....for being anonymous.
Fucking pussies.
Totally. Because putting a lameass Japanese(I presume. I don't give a shit if it's Cantonese, Taiwanese, Chinese, Korean whatever) name is LEVELS HIGHER than anonymous.
FIRST OF ALL!!! using caps lock means you're either screaming at someone/people... trying to get a point across... or you're just PISSED OFF!!!
SECOND OF ALL!!! non-members MUST USE ANNONYMOUS... and people using consoles with internet connectivity... for example... I AM a member... I put in "rut" in all of my post's (*including this one*) names but none show the name... just ANONYMOUS... so the result is... I am FORCED to use ANONYMOUS... (*if you don't beleive that I'm a member... CHECK THE LIST RETARDS!!!*)
THIRD OF ALL!!! using "FUCK" in most of your posts, not nessesarily in every line OF the post, reduses popularity drastically!... (*for all the retarded morons who do not know wtf that means... it means VERY VERY MUCH!!!*)
I cant understand half of what they say Newdog is no OldDog
"Gadzooka"
... love it lol xD